This is a test of the Emergency Baby Alert system.
This is only a test.
Cinderella came running into the bathroom this morning while I was getting ready yelling, "Baby alert! Baby alert!"
I totally panicked, thinking, Sleeping Beauty's choking! She's stuck! She's loose! She's eating cat food!
Cinderella then informed me, "She's pushing buttons on the stereo."
"Oh. That's okay," I replied. "Just make sure the TV's off."
This has been a test of the Emergency Baby Alert system.
This was only a test.
If this had been a real emergency, no instructions would have followed. You would have been on your own. Good luck.