Yes, I understand it. And no, I'm not going to explain it.
You're making me look bad. We haven't even got a tree yet. I have been itching to wrap some presents though.
Shh! It's a fake tree.
I love the Willow Tree stuff. I collect all the angels. I'm lovin' your creche.
"Only a life lived for comments is a life worthwhile." Albert Einstein, modified. Okay. Not really, but comments sure are nice.