Thursday, January 24, 2008

Questions I'd Really Like the Answers To

Why is it that no matter what time your baby goes down for a nap, she inevitably wakes up within an hour because she has pooped?

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How much snot can possibly fit inside the nose of an 8-month-old?

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Why do little girls insist on wearing short skirts and tank tops when it's only 5 degrees outside?

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Why is Mommy the only acceptable parent in the middle of the night? Why is she the one who gets patted on the face when your 3-year-old had to go potty at night? Why is she the only one who can put said 3-year-old back to bed? Why does she throw a fit when Daddy actually wakes up enough to offer to help her? WHY?!?

Just curious...

3 comments:

  1. Great questions!! Let us know when you get the answers. ha!

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  2. Don't know....got the same thing going on here:)

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  3. Why do a 10 and 12 year old put on bathing suits after school when it's barely even March out?

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